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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:37 am 
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No, NOT Sharkman lines, Seinfeld ..... never mind. :oops:

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BTW, this line is funnier after you watch the outtakes and see how many times Jerry laughed before the got it right.

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Jerry: Your teeth are all brown
Kramer: Look away, im hideous!

BTW, this line is funnier after you watch the outtakes and see how many times Jerry laughed before the got it right.



:yeahthat It must have taken half a day to film that scene. Another great Jackie Chiles episode.

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I think I may be the only Hebrew who doesn't think Seinfeld is funny, Curb your enthusiasm is funny ,Seinfeld gets no love from me


I'm a non-Hebrew who thinks Seinfeld is funny.

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mjfur wrote:
MacApple wrote:
I think I may be the only Hebrew who doesn't think Seinfeld is funny, Curb your enthusiasm is funny ,Seinfeld gets no love from me


I'm a non-Hebrew who thinks Seinfeld is funny.

High Talker, Low Talker, Close Talker!!!



I guess I am in the minority here, too me George Carlin,Pryor ,Eddie Murphy,Sam Kinnison,Lewis Black are funny. Seinfeld standup is even worse than the show.

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MacApple wrote:
mjfur wrote:
MacApple wrote:
I think I may be the only Hebrew who doesn't think Seinfeld is funny, Curb your enthusiasm is funny ,Seinfeld gets no love from me


I'm a non-Hebrew who thinks Seinfeld is funny.

High Talker, Low Talker, Close Talker!!!



I guess I am in the minority here, too me George Carlin,Pryor ,Eddie Murphy,Sam Kinnison,Lewis Black are funny. Seinfeld standup is even worse than the show.


Have seen Carlin, Kinnison and Black...hilarious!

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