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"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

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"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

And... "these pretzels are making me thirsty!!"

"I'm Out!"

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Breitling Chrono Superocean
Omega Aqua Terra 8500
Rolex Submariner Date Ceramic

No, NOT Sharkman lines, Seinfeld ..... never mind.

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SHARKMAN

"Hellllloooooooooo!"

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Justin
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When you control the mail, you control....INFORMATION.

Are you still master of your domain?

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"I don't own any watches, I just lease them"

George: I was in the pool!!!!

Jerry: Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
Newman: I love broccoli. It's good for you.
Jerry: Really? Then maybe you'd like to have a piece?
Newman: Gladly.
[Newman spits it out]
Newman: Vile weed!

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"Don't Touch The Watch." - Patrick Bateman

Kramer: Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around, chewing gum.

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"Don't Touch The Watch." - Patrick Bateman

Jerry: Your teeth are all brown
Kramer: Look away, im hideous!

BTW, this line is funnier after you watch the outtakes and see how many times Jerry laughed before the got it right.

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-RJ

Who put cookies in his mouth!?

You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen... So who is having sex with the rooster?

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.

George Costanza: What kind of a person are you?
Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.

Mr. Ross: I don't think there's any greater tragedy than when parents outlive their children.
George Costanza: Yes, I hope my parents die long before I do.

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing.

Elaine: Some night, huh?
Ben: Yeah, I wish I had my telescope.
Elaine: Some dinner, huh?
Ben: Nothing like fresh caught lobster.
Elaine: Some house, huh?
Ben: It was built by Mark Farman.
Elaine: Some ugly baby, huh?
Ben: What did you say?
Elaine: I said, uh, some snuggly baby.

"I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?"

"Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?"
"I like to get the Daily News."

"They don't have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket. The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"

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"Don't Touch The Watch." - Patrick Bateman

It must have taken half a day to film that scene. Another great Jackie Chiles episode.

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SHARKMAN

I'm a non-Hebrew who thinks Seinfeld is funny.

High Talker, Low Talker, Close Talker!!!

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Breitling Navitimer: Black Dial
OMEGA Speedmaster Professional
Steinhart Nav.B-Chrono II
Elgin-Hamilton 37500 (Aircraft Clock)

I guess I am in the minority here, too me George Carlin,Pryor ,Eddie Murphy,Sam Kinnison,Lewis Black are funny. Seinfeld standup is even worse than the show.

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One Watch At A Time.

Have seen Carlin, Kinnison and Black...hilarious!

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Breitling Navitimer: Black Dial
OMEGA Speedmaster Professional
Steinhart Nav.B-Chrono II
Elgin-Hamilton 37500 (Aircraft Clock)