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 Post subject: One for the Ladies
PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:54 am 
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This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER :
'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'

Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms

Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 kgs

IF you delete it you will gain 10 kgs

Finally, here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of
biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the
Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates..

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.


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 Post subject: Re: One for the Ladies
PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:40 pm 
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Hah! I thought this was lame until I got to the end... :lol:

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