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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 10:02 am 
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If you think about it, "time's up" would be a pretty badass thing to say while pointing a gun at someone, too, although clearly not as funny. :wink:


I thought I was reading it wrong. I figured grandpa says "...in bed with your wife..whaddya gonna do with a Rolex?" Kid: "Times up motherf****rs!"

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I thought I was reading it wrong. I figured grandpa says "...in bed with your wife..whaddya gonna do with a Rolex?" Kid: "Times up motherf****rs!"

I think the grandpa says that, since it ends with a question mark. He says to the kid, "What are you gonna do if you catch them in bed? Point to your watch and say, 'Time's up!'?"

Great joke, by the way. Gave me a good chuckle.


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I think the grandpa says that, since it ends with a question mark. He says to the kid, "What are you gonna do if you catch them in bed? Point to your watch and say, 'Time's up!'?"

Great joke, by the way. Gave me a good chuckle.[/quote]

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Couldn't resisit the Mafia, guns and Rolex joke after reading the statmeants . :)

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JacksonStone wrote:
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I thought I was reading it wrong. I figured grandpa says "...in bed with your wife..whaddya gonna do with a Rolex?" Kid: "Times up motherf****rs!"

I think the grandpa says that, since it ends with a question mark. He says to the kid, "What are you gonna do if you catch them in bed? Point to your watch and say, 'Time's up!'?"

Great joke, by the way. Gave me a good chuckle.


Yeah, im saying that the grandpa asks what he's gonna do with a Rolex, and the kid tells him he's gonna say times up. Sort of an "I really want the Rolex" answer.

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I thought I was reading it wrong. I figured grandpa says "...in bed with your wife..whaddya gonna do with a Rolex?" Kid: "Times up motherf****rs!"

I think the grandpa says that, since it ends with a question mark. He says to the kid, "What are you gonna do if you catch them in bed? Point to your watch and say, 'Time's up!'?"

Great joke, by the way. Gave me a good chuckle.


Yeah, im saying that the grandpa asks what he's gonna do with a Rolex, and the kid tells him he's gonna say times up. Sort of an "I really want the Rolex" answer.


Nope, the grandpa says it all.

Even though the does really want the Rolex. :P

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Or, if we run with RJ's interpretation, it could mean the kid's a swinger, and he's going to say "time's up," meaning, "OK pal, your 30 minutes are up. See you next week." In which case, yeah, the Rolex would prove quite useful.


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Or, if we run with RJ's interpretation, it could mean the kid's a swinger, and he's going to say "time's up," meaning, "OK pal, your 30 minutes are up. See you next week." In which case, yeah, the Rolex would prove quite useful.


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No, no, no. The kid takes the gun, lets his grandpa die a natural death, participates in his niece's baptism, and whacks the heads of the other Families. The next day he buys a Rolex dealership.

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No, no, no. The kid takes the gun, lets his grandpa die a natural death, participates in his niece's baptism, and whacks the heads of the other Families. The next day he buys a Rolex dealership.

I suppose, then, that would make him The Watchfather.


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JacksonStone wrote:
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No, no, no. The kid takes the gun, lets his grandpa die a natural death, participates in his niece's baptism, and whacks the heads of the other Families. The next day he buys a Rolex dealership.

I suppose, then, that would make him The Watchfather.

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What the hell happened to my courtesy thread? Wheres the Courtesy :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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What the hell happened to my courtesy thread? Wheres the Courtesy :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


That was lost 5 pages ago!!!

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What the hell happened to my courtesy thread?

We gave your courtesy thread a courtesy flush.


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I guess the guy who called this forum " A Panty Waste Site " didn't read this topic before posting his Chronomat for sale... I consider it a lost opportunity :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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what the f---... what happened to this thread???? :lol:

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