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Once... there was a non conforming little sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short while, ice began to form on his tiny little wings, and he fell to the earth landing in the middle of a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and pooped on the little fellow. The sparrow thought that this was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, he began to sing. Just then a large cat came by to investigate the sounds. The cat cleared away the poop, found the little bird, and promptly ate him.
The Morals of this story:
**Everyone who dumps on you is not necessarily an enemy.
**Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily a friend.
**If you're warm and happy in a pile of poop, keep your mouth shut.
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