Sharkmouth wrote:
Never tire of seeing these!
I'd love to have the nerve to reply as per #3!
Sharkie, are these really genuine or urban myth?
They have been floating around since fax machines were high tech. Some are missing, like the pathologist who was questioned by an attorney about checking the deceased's heart or breathing to try to establish he did not know FOR A FACT the guy was dead. Finally the young lawyer thinking he had him said, "So how do you know for a fact he was dead?" The pathologist answered, "Well I was holding his brain in my hand."
I think they tend to be true. I've often wished I had kept a journal of some of the ridiculous stuff I've heard. Over the years I have learned one clear truth - most "trial lawyers" have no business appearing in court.