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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:54 pm 
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HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said
proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit
and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next:
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that
magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
The teacher held her breath ...
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full
of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough
tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip &
Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
THEY ALL SAID THE SAME THING, "HEY, THIS TASTES LIKE DOG S H I T!"
THEN I WOULD SAY,"IT IS DOG S H I T. WANNA BUY A TOOTHBRUSH?"
"I USED THE GOVERNMENTAL APPROACH OF GIVING YOU SOMETHING S H I T TY FOR FREE,
AND THEN MAKING YOU PAY TO GET THE S H I T TY TASTE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH."

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:32 pm 
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Wild Ling, You Make my Heart Sing!
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LOL :lol: Thats a good one :cheer:

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Being in sales I love it!!!

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