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OLDIE, but still gets everyone laughing
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Author:  Spartan [ Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:43 am ]
Post subject:  OLDIE, but still gets everyone laughing

Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?! She said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?' :
Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.


....Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital

Author:  In2Deep [ Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: OLDIE, but still gets everyone laughing

Excellent, I'll remember this one! LOL

Author:  Tim S [ Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: OLDIE, but still gets everyone laughing

As you say an Oldie but definitely a goodie :mrgreen:

Author:  Sharkmouth [ Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: OLDIE, but still gets everyone laughing

:lol:

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