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Overheard at the confessional before Sunday Mass
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Author:  Spartan [ Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:28 am ]
Post subject:  Overheard at the confessional before Sunday Mass
> ' Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl ' .

> The priest asks, ' Is that you, little Joey Pagano ? '

> ' Yes, Father, it is. '

> ' And who was the girl you were with? '

> ' I can ' t tell you, Father, I don ' t want to ruin her reputation '

> Well, Joey, I ' m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may

as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? '

> ' I cannot say. '

> ' Was it Teresa Mazzarelli? '

> ' I ' ll never tell. '

> ' Was it Nina Capelli? '

> ' I ' m sorry, but I cannot name her. '

> ' Was it Cathy Piriano? '

> ' My lips are sealed. '

> ' Was it Rosa DiAngelo,then? '

> ' Please, Father, I cannot tell you. '

> The priest sighs in frustration. ' You ' re very tight lipped, and I

admire that. But you ' ve sinned and have to atone.

You cannot serve as an altar boy for 4 months.

Now you go and behave yourself. '

> Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and

> whispers, ' What ' d you get? '

> ' Four months vacation and five good leads. '
Author:  dbniner [ Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Overheard at the confessional before Sunday Mass
:uplaugh: :uplaugh: :uplaugh: :uplaugh: :uplaugh:
Author:  beta1607 [ Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Overheard at the confessional before Sunday Mass
:uplaugh:

one of my favorites
Author:  Jerome [ Sun May 10, 2009 5:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Overheard at the confessional before Sunday Mass
:uplaugh:
Author:  Tim S [ Thu May 14, 2009 1:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Overheard at the confessional before Sunday Mass
Very good :mrgreen:
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