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Spartan

Post subject: Guts or Balls

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:41 am

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>> There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having
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>>> guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
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>>> In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further
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>>> confusion, the following definitions are listed below:
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>>> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
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>>> met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you
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>>> still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
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>>>
>>>
>>> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
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>>> smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
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>>> wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.
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>>>
>>>
>>> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
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>>> speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
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>>> ultimately result in death.

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br549

Post subject: Re: Guts or Balls

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:46 am

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That's funny!

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sonyman

Post subject: Re: Guts or Balls

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:02 pm

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like it well done mate

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Post subject: Re: Guts or Balls

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:41 pm

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LOL, you're dead meat either way

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Tim S

Post subject: Re: Guts or Balls

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:38 pm

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So which attribute do you possess? :lol:

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Spartan

Post subject: Re: Guts or Balls

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:32 pm

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Tim S wrote:

So which attribute do you possess? :lol:

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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:35 am

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GZGym1

Post subject: Re: Guts or Balls

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:39 am

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Wow! You might as well at that point trade in all your Blings because you are buying her one big a$$ diamond!

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