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Author:  taffytoon [ Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:05 am ]
Post subject:  0 - 200 in 3 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Author:  Spartan [ Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:50 am ]
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:lol:

Author:  In2Deep [ Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:10 am ]
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LOL!!!! :rofl:

Author:  bnewbie [ Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:15 pm ]
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:lol:

Author:  aleister [ Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:46 am ]
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Excellent!

Author:  dbniner [ Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:43 am ]
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:uplaugh: :uplaugh:

Author:  GZGym1 [ Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:52 pm ]
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Oldie but Goodie!

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