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WIFE vs. HUSBAND
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Author:  Spartan [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:19 am ]
Post subject:  WIFE vs. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede
their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
....
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.., "The wife responded,
"Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00
AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00am." He left it where
he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
he had missed his flight....
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when
he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It
is 5:00 AM, Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of
contests....
Author:  In2Deep [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: WIFE vs. HUSBAND
LOL :lol:
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