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 Post subject: Sex in the Dark
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:24 am 
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him of this habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on
the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger
than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,'
She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You
better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids.'


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:lol: Oldie but goldie.


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 Post subject: Re: Sex in the Dark
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