Doctors Never Laugh
. .. . the doctor replied, 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a
doctor. In
over 20 years I have never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the
tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been
bigger
than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the
floor, laughing uncontrollably.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his
composure.
'I am SO sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't
know what
came over me. On my honor, as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it
won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem ?'
'It's swollen,' Bob replied.
