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Author:  BrightLyng [ Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Why hotels need central heating

A priest and a nun were driving home from a meeting with the Archbishop late one night, when their car broke down. They had it towed to a garage and agreed that they'd have to spend the night in a hotel. There was only one hotel in the area and it only had one double room available. So they both looked at each other. "Sister" said the priest, "I dont think that the Good Lord would mind, given the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this room. I'll take the couch and you can have the bed"

"I agree" replied the nun, so they took the room.

They both prepared for bed and each took took their agreed place. Ten minutes later the nun said '"Father, I'm really cold"

"Ok" said the priest "I'll get up and get you a blanket" Ten minutes later the nun said "Father I'm still really cold"

"OK sister" said the priest "I'lll get up and get you another blanket"

Ten minutes later, the nun said "Father, I'm still awfully cold. I don't think the Good Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife for just this one night"

"You're probably right" replied the priest "Get up and get your own f*cking blanket!"

Author:  In2Deep [ Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why hotels need central heating

OMG, that was so much better than I thought it was going to be in the end! :thumbsup:

Author:  aleister [ Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why hotels need central heating

:yeahthat

:thumbsup:

Author:  bnewbie [ Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why hotels need central heating

:lol:

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