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| Author: | BrightLyng [ Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Class 1A |
A new teacher starts her first day and is given the task of teaching class 1A an English lesson. She asks if anyone can give her a sentence with the word 'definitely' in it. Little Mary pipes up - "Miss, the sky is definitely blue" she proudly says. Teacher says "That's good Mary, but the sky is sometimes red, orange or grey". Little Alice jumps to her feet - "Miss, the grass is definitely green". "Good try Alice" replies Teach "but sometimes it's brown when the sun burns it or it's yellow when dried out. With that, raggy-arsed Johnny jumps to his feet and screams "Ay Miss! Does a fart 'ave lumps in it?!" "Certainly not!" retorts Miss Goodheart, to which Johnny replies "Well, in that case - I've definitely shit me pants!" |
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| Author: | bnewbie [ Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Class 1A |
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| Author: | In2Deep [ Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Class 1A |
ROTFLMAO! 
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| Author: | aleister [ Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Class 1A |
Ouch... |
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