YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE
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> A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
> The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
> the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
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> 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
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> He slams the door and returns to bed.
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> 'Who was that?' asked his wife.
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> 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.
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> 'Did you help him?' she asks.
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> 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'
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> 'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about
> three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think
> you should d help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'
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> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
> rain.
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> He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'
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> 'Yes,' comes back the answer.
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> 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.
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> Yes, please!' came the reply from the dark.
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> 'Where are you?' asks the husband.
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> 'Over here - on the swing,' replied the drunk.
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