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|Author:||justice51 [ Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:00 am ]|
|Post subject:||Fireman and his bells....|
A FIREMAN come home from work one day and told his wife, "You know we have a wonderful system at the firehouse:"
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets.
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole.
BELL 3 rings and we're all on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.
When I say BELL 3, we're going to make love all night long."
The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled "BELL 1" The wife promptly took all her clothes off...
When he yelled "BELL 2!" the wife jumped into the bed, when he yelled "BELL 3", they began to make passionate love....
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband.
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE; YOUR NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE" she replied....
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