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Author:  gliebig [ Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:22 am ]
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale"

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your


The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter . He's never been out of the yard'

Author:  Driver8 [ Fri Apr 27, 2012 6:54 am ]
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:lol: :thumbsup:

Author:  Tone [ Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:32 am ]
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Author:  daiveel19 [ Mon May 21, 2018 4:27 pm ]
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As the owner of a dog, I'll shamelessly admit that I have regular conversations with my dog, even though I know he has literally no idea what I'm saying. I'm absolutely certain he doesn't understand me because I have a particularly stupid dog, but no matter. I like talking to him. No shame.

Author:  Danielee [ Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:56 pm ]
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I'm always talking to my dog like one of my kids. I tell her that she is cute and adorable. I tell her to stop if she needs to. I do not if she understands me but I like talking to my dog. ;)

Author:  bellenbeast [ Mon Jul 30, 2018 6:01 pm ]
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LOL, what a great story maker. I would love to have a talking dog, or maybe not for it seems creepy.

Author:  leftan [ Sun Dec 23, 2018 4:09 am ]
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Author:  leftan [ Sun Dec 30, 2018 5:34 am ]
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