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| Author: | F14D_Tomcat [ Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Diamond necklace |
A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her - good looking as well.. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.. He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?' Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks 'What is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price! |
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| Author: | breanach78 [ Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Diamond necklace |
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| Author: | Twotone540 [ Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Diamond necklace |
   I like animal stories And fart jokes even more |
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| Author: | grenhall [ Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Diamond necklace |
That was really funny! |
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