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Author: | supertaz1 [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | The Watch |
A guy from Canada is sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The Canadian explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'' The Canadian smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running about an hour fast.... can I buy you a drink?" |
Author: | Dracha [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Watch |
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Author: | F14D_Tomcat [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:09 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Watch |
A classic but always good to review it. Sent from my Galaxy SII using Tapatalk |
Author: | Twotone540 [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Watch |
So it wasn't COSC? ![]() |
Author: | wrangler [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:45 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Watch |
Twotone540 wrote: So it wasn't COSC? ![]() Have you considered the possibility that he was taking some liberties with the facts, in the hope of taking some liberties? |
Author: | supertaz1 [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Watch |
Wrangler its a joke !!! |
Author: | wrangler [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Watch |
supertaz1 wrote: Wrangler its a joke !!! So was mine! |
Author: | F14D_Tomcat [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Watch |
wrangler wrote: supertaz1 wrote: Wrangler its a joke !!! So was mine! ![]() |
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