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 Post subject: Surgeon talk
PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:48 am 
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who make the best patients
to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says,
'I like to see accountants on my operating table. When you open them up,
everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago , responds,
'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color
coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says,
'I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in
alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in :
'You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up when he
observed :
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.

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