i'll try to keep it as clean as i can. read at your own risk. two iraqi solders were in a foxhole in the desert when one of them said, "man i gotta take a s(dump)t. the other one said, "you ain't gonna do that in this foxhole and stink it up. go find you another foxhole.' so he left. he came back in 'bout a half hour. "what took you so long" after i took my s(dump)t i found this woman in the foxhole and i started f(having sex with)king her, hooz your daddy, hooz your daddy, then i turned her over and f(had sex with)ked her in the a(other place)s. did she give you some head? head? she didn't have a head.
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