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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:58 pm 
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the teacher asked her students which part of your body goes to heaven first. mary raised her hand to answer. she said it was your soul. the teacher said that was a fine answer. johnny raised his hand to answer. he said it was your feet. puzzled, the teacher asked how he knew this. he said he saw his mom and dad on the bed last night and mom had her legs up in the air yellin "oh god, i'm coming."


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