The Breitling Watch Source Forums

Alpha waves Breitling
Page 1 of 1

Author:  Sharkmouth [ Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:47 am ]
Post subject:  Alpha waves Breitling

A man walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies,'I just bought this state-of the-art Breitling watch and I was testing it.'

Intrigued, the woman says, 'A state-of-the-art Breitling watch? 'What's so special about it?'

The man explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

"Well, for one thing, it tells me you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The man smiles, taps the watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

Author:  br549 [ Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Alpha waves Breitling


Author:  F14D_Tomcat [ Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Alpha waves Breitling

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  shanebulls86 [ Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Alpha waves Breitling

awesome :uplaugh:

Page 1 of 1 All times are UTC - 8 hours
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group