Government Inspector: "Morning"
Welsh Farmer: "Morning"
Government Inspector: "That your dog?"
Welsh Farmer: "Yes"
Government Inspector: "Mind if I speak to him?"
Welsh Farmer: "Don't be silly, boyo. The dog doesn't talk!"
Government Inspector: "Hey dog, how are you?"
Dog: "I'm doing all right thanks"
Welsh Farmer: (Look of shock!)
Government Inspector: "Is this Welsh Farmer your owner?" (Pointing at the Welsh Farmer...)
Dog: "Yes"
Government Inspector: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Welsh Farmer: (Look of total disbelief)
Government Inspector: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welsh Farmer: "But the horse doesn't talk!"
Government Inspector: "Hey horse, how are you??"
Horse: "Cool"
Welsh Farmer: (Extreme look of shock!)
Government Inspector: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welsh Farmer...)
Horse: "Yes"
Government Inspector: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a shed to protect me from the weather."
Welsh Farmer: (Look of total amazement)
Government Inspector: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welsh Farmer: "That sheep's a lying bastard!"
