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| Author: | The Engineer [ Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Tanjooberrymutts |
"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"... I PROMISE THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" MEANS...... THE FOLLOWING IS A TELEPHONE EXCHANGE BETWEEN A HOTEL GUEST AND ROOM SERVICE IN CHINA ...... ROOM SERVICE : "MORRIN. ROON SIRBEES." GUEST : "SORRY, I THOUGHT I DIALED ROOM-SERVICE." ROOM SERVICE: " RYE . ROON SIRBEES...MORRIN! JOOWISH TO ODDOR SUNTEEN???" GUEST: "UH..... YES, I'D LIKE TO ORDER BACON AND EGGS." ROOM SERVICE: "OW ULAI DEN?" GUEST: ".....WHAT??" ROOM SERVICE: "OW ULAI DEN!?... PRYED, BOYUD, POCHD?" GUEST: "OH, THE EGGS! HOW DO I LIKE THEM? SORRY.... SCRAMBLED, PLEASE." ROOM SERVICE: "OW ULAI DEE BAYKEN ? CREEPSE?" GUEST: "CRISP WILL BE FINE." ROOM SERVICE: "HOKAY. AN SAHN TOES?" GUEST: "WHAT?" ROOM SERVICE: "AN TOES. ULAI SAHN TOES?" GUEST: "I.... DON'T THINK SO.." ROOM SERVICE: "NO? UDO WAN SAHN TOES???" GUEST: "I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT THIS, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT 'UDO WAN SAHN TOES' MEANS." ROOM SERVICE: "TOES! TOES!...WHY UOO DON WAN TOES? OW BOW INGRISH MOPPIN WI BOTTER?" GUEST: "OH, ENGLISH MUFFIN! !! I'VE GOT IT! YOU WERE SAYING 'TOAST'... FINE...YES, AN ENGLISH MUFFIN WILL BE FINE." ROOM SERVICE: "WI BOTTER?" GUEST: "NO, JUST PUT THE BOTTER ON THE SIDE." ROOM SERVICE: "WAD?!?" GUEST: "I MEAN 'BUTTER'... JUST PUT THE BUTTER ON THE SIDE." ROOM SERVICE: "COPY?" GUEST: "EXCUSE ME?" ROOM SERVICE: "COPY...TEA..MEEL?" GUEST: "YES. COFFEE, PLEASE... AND THAT'S EVERYTHING." ROOM SERVICE: "ONE MINNIE. SCRAMAH EGG, CREEPSE BAYKEN , INGRISH MOPPIN, WI BOTTER ON SIGH AND COPY ... RYE ??" GUEST: "WHATEVER YOU SAY." ROOM SERVICE: "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS." GUEST: "YOU'RE WELCOME" REMEMBER, I PROMISED THAT BY THE TIME YOU READ THROUGH THIS YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' MEANS ...... AND YOU DO, DON'T YOU! Ian |
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| Author: | Willows [ Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Tanjooberrymutts |
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