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Author:  The Engineer [ Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:18 am ]
Post subject:  Tanjooberrymutts

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...

I PROMISE THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" MEANS......

THE FOLLOWING IS A TELEPHONE EXCHANGE BETWEEN A HOTEL GUEST AND ROOM SERVICE IN CHINA ......


ROOM SERVICE : "MORRIN. ROON SIRBEES."

GUEST : "SORRY, I THOUGHT I DIALED ROOM-SERVICE."

ROOM SERVICE: " RYE . ROON SIRBEES...MORRIN! JOOWISH TO ODDOR SUNTEEN???"

GUEST: "UH..... YES, I'D LIKE TO ORDER BACON AND EGGS."

ROOM SERVICE: "OW ULAI DEN?"

GUEST: ".....WHAT??"

ROOM SERVICE: "OW ULAI DEN!?... PRYED, BOYUD, POCHD?"

GUEST: "OH, THE EGGS! HOW DO I LIKE THEM? SORRY.... SCRAMBLED, PLEASE."

ROOM SERVICE: "OW ULAI DEE BAYKEN ? CREEPSE?"

GUEST: "CRISP WILL BE FINE."

ROOM SERVICE: "HOKAY. AN SAHN TOES?"

GUEST: "WHAT?"

ROOM SERVICE: "AN TOES. ULAI SAHN TOES?"

GUEST: "I.... DON'T THINK SO.."

ROOM SERVICE: "NO? UDO WAN SAHN TOES???"

GUEST: "I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT THIS, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT 'UDO WAN SAHN TOES' MEANS."

ROOM SERVICE: "TOES! TOES!...WHY UOO DON WAN TOES? OW BOW INGRISH MOPPIN WI BOTTER?"

GUEST: "OH, ENGLISH MUFFIN! !! I'VE GOT IT! YOU WERE SAYING 'TOAST'... FINE...YES, AN ENGLISH MUFFIN WILL BE FINE."

ROOM SERVICE: "WI BOTTER?"

GUEST: "NO, JUST PUT THE BOTTER ON THE SIDE."

ROOM SERVICE: "WAD?!?"

GUEST: "I MEAN 'BUTTER'... JUST PUT THE BUTTER ON THE SIDE."

ROOM SERVICE: "COPY?"

GUEST: "EXCUSE ME?"

ROOM SERVICE: "COPY...TEA..MEEL?"

GUEST: "YES. COFFEE, PLEASE... AND THAT'S EVERYTHING."

ROOM SERVICE: "ONE MINNIE. SCRAMAH EGG, CREEPSE BAYKEN , INGRISH MOPPIN, WI BOTTER ON SIGH AND COPY ... RYE ??"

GUEST: "WHATEVER YOU SAY."

ROOM SERVICE: "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS."

GUEST: "YOU'RE WELCOME"

REMEMBER, I PROMISED THAT BY THE TIME YOU READ THROUGH THIS YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND
WHAT 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' MEANS ...... AND YOU DO, DON'T YOU!

Ian

Author:  Willows [ Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Tanjooberrymutts

:lol: :lol: can't stop laughing!

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