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OMG the Pope is coming!!1!
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Author:  RJRJRJ [ Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:40 pm ]
Post subject:  OMG the Pope is coming!!1!

A religious man finds out that the Pope is going to be visiting his town, and will be riding along the street in a parade for everybody to see. Excited, he gets dressed up in his best clothes and heads out to see the parade.

As he sees the Pope's vehicle approaching, he puts on a big smile and hopes that the Pope will notice him. The vehicle approaches, and slows down right next to the man. The Pope leans over to a homeless man, whispers something in his ear, and rides off.

"Thats it!" says the man. "The Pope wants to help the poor, so he picked that man out of the crowd. If I can dress like im homeless he will stop and talk to me." The man runs to the homeless man and says "please, give me your raggedy, old clothes. Ill trade you my beautiful suit." The homeless man obliges, and the man runs far ahead in the parade route in his dirty old outfit so that the Pope will pass by him for the second time. As the vehicle approaches, it begins to slow down again. The man is so excited that he can barely contain himself. The Pope stops right in front of him, leans over, and whispers in his ear "I thought I told you to get the hell out of here!"

Author:  GZGym1 [ Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: OMG the Pope is coming!!1!

HAHA nice RJ3.

As for the above poster, like the pope said...Get the hell out of here!

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