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Author:  ibby7 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:07 am ]
Post subject:  Wife swap recoil
a bloke and his mate agree to do a wife swapping evening,
so jim, knowing that his mrs is on the bl0b agrees thinking he'll get to nail bobs mrs without jim nailing his.

so the next morning at breakfast they agree a code (tapping their spoons on the table for the numebr of times they did each other's mrs'

...jim, (happy as larry by this point taps his spoon 4 times!! grinning hard bob taps his spoon once against the jam and 3 times on the nutella!!

Ibby7
Author:  GZGym1 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife swap recoil
Ok usually I get jokes no problem at all..Gotta explain this one for me...Where did Larry come in to the picture? Please explain...Thanks.
Author:  roman4405 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:32 am ]
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Don't feel bad, I'm lost too :?
Author:  Jefferson [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:38 am ]
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From what I gather one guy, (Larry I think) um, how do you say without being vulgar, went through the back door. Hence the nutella reference.
:roll:
Author:  roman4405 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:48 am ]
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Jefferson wrote:
From what I gather one guy, (Larry I think) um, how do you say without being vulgar, went through the back door. Hence the nutella reference.
:roll:


What the hell does that have to do with nutella? What the hell is nutella?
Author:  Jefferson [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife swap recoil
It's a hazelnut spread.

http://www.nutellausa.com/
Author:  roman4405 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:54 am ]
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Jefferson wrote:
It's a hazelnut spread.

http://www.nutellausa.com/


Oh, I still don't get it. :|

Nevermind, now I get it.
Author:  GZGym1 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife swap recoil
Ya its all coming together now a bit. I think that the first line of the joke was suppose to say with out bob nailing his....Not with out Jim nailing his.. Im not sure.
Author:  ibby7 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife swap recoil
Haha you guys are funny.

Iv come over from a UK based watch forum, because I love my breitlings, and wanted to expand my knowledge and meet new people, the joke sits well in english humour. Sorry to make my first post a confusing one. In my next I shall feed you some pictures of my collection and contribute to what is an already outstanding site,

Ibby

UK (Liverpool)
Author:  the_whizzler [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife swap recoil
"Happy as Larry" is an English term, I get this sort of problem since crossing the pond all the time!
Author:  GZGym1 [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife swap recoil
got it!! Thanks guys!
Author:  akguppy [ Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:42 am ]
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"on the bl0b" should be spelled "on the blob," which means "that time of the month." So, Jim knows his Mrs. is "on the blob," and Bob won't get any. Next morning Jim is "happy as a pig in poop," having done Bob's Mrs 4-times. Bob, the swordsman that he is smuggly tapped Jim's Mrs. once in the pink and thrice in the stink.
Author:  GZGym1 [ Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife swap recoil
thanks for the heads up akguppy! LOL
Author:  roman4405 [ Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife swap recoil
GZGym1 wrote:
thanks for the heads up akguppy! LOL


Is it sad that we needed and English to English interpretation? :oops:
Author:  GZGym1 [ Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Wife swap recoil
Yes a bit! I could have understood it better in Spanish LOL
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