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ibby7
 Post subject: Wife swap recoil
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a bloke and his mate agree to do a wife swapping evening,
so jim, knowing that his mrs is on the bl0b agrees thinking he'll get to nail bobs mrs without jim nailing his.

so the next morning at breakfast they agree a code (tapping their spoons on the table for the numebr of times they did each other's mrs'

...jim, (happy as larry by this point taps his spoon 4 times!! grinning hard bob taps his spoon once against the jam and 3 times on the nutella!!

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 Post subject: Re: Wife swap recoil
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Ok usually I get jokes no problem at all..Gotta explain this one for me...Where did Larry come in to the picture? Please explain...Thanks.

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 Post subject: Re: Wife swap recoil
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From what I gather one guy, (Larry I think) um, how do you say without being vulgar, went through the back door. Hence the nutella reference.
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Jefferson wrote:
From what I gather one guy, (Larry I think) um, how do you say without being vulgar, went through the back door. Hence the nutella reference.
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What the hell does that have to do with nutella? What the hell is nutella?

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 Post subject: Re: Wife swap recoil
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It's a hazelnut spread.

http://www.nutellausa.com/

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Jefferson wrote:
It's a hazelnut spread.

http://www.nutellausa.com/


Oh, I still don't get it. :|

Nevermind, now I get it.

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 Post subject: Re: Wife swap recoil
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Ya its all coming together now a bit. I think that the first line of the joke was suppose to say with out bob nailing his....Not with out Jim nailing his.. Im not sure.

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 Post subject: Re: Wife swap recoil
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Haha you guys are funny.

Iv come over from a UK based watch forum, because I love my breitlings, and wanted to expand my knowledge and meet new people, the joke sits well in english humour. Sorry to make my first post a confusing one. In my next I shall feed you some pictures of my collection and contribute to what is an already outstanding site,

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 Post subject: Re: Wife swap recoil
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"Happy as Larry" is an English term, I get this sort of problem since crossing the pond all the time!

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got it!! Thanks guys!

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"on the bl0b" should be spelled "on the blob," which means "that time of the month." So, Jim knows his Mrs. is "on the blob," and Bob won't get any. Next morning Jim is "happy as a pig in poop," having done Bob's Mrs 4-times. Bob, the swordsman that he is smuggly tapped Jim's Mrs. once in the pink and thrice in the stink.

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thanks for the heads up akguppy! LOL

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GZGym1 wrote:
thanks for the heads up akguppy! LOL


Is it sad that we needed and English to English interpretation? :oops:

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Yes a bit! I could have understood it better in Spanish LOL

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