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Author:  BlingB [ Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:41 am ]
Post subject:  Bartender

A man approaches a bartender at a local pub and says, I will bet you $200 that i can piss into the glass over the counter with out missing a drop...

Bartender starts laughing and replies, thats impossible.. cant be done. but humors him anyway. lets see this he says...your on.

The man agrees, and proceeds to piss...

he's pissing on the bar, pissing on the floor, walls and even manages to piss on the bartender but not one single drop hits the glass.

Bartender is laughing and almost in tears... covered in piss.... ha ha ha...LOL, I told you...

Man starts laughing along with bartender. At this point, bartender is shocked and says, why you laughing, not one drop hit the glass, you just lost $200...

Man replies, see that guy at the end of the bar... Bartender replies "yes"

Man replies: well I just bet him $1000 that I would piss all over your bar including on you and not only would you not be upset about it, but you would be happy with laughter....

Author:  Tim S [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bartender

An oldie but a goodie :mrgreen:

Author:  john123 [ Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bartender

Quentin Tarantino told this joke in the movie Desperado...still funny.

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