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| Author: | taffytoon [ Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Guts V Balls |
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but does the public really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep everyone informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is a man arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by his wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is a man coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on his collar, slapping his wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.' This should clear up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death or at least a long hospital stay with an iffy recovery. |
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| Author: | bnewbie [ Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Guts V Balls |
| Oldie but goldie. |
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