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Author:  UA_Plumber [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:46 am ]
Post subject:  Birds and Bees

One day, a guy decided that it was time to ask his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

The kid started crying, shouting “I don’t want to know- Promise me you won’t tell me.”

Confused, the father was already preparing to fight off some serious speech anxiety , but this reaction left him completely baffled, so he asked what was wrong.

His kid went on to explain- “when I was 6, I got the there’s no Santa speech. At 7, I got the there’s no Easter Bunny speech. When I Was 8, you hit me with the there’s no tooth fairy speech. If you tell me that grown-ups don’t have sex, I’ll have nothing left to live for.”

Author:  taffytoon [ Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Birds and Bees

No that only comes AFTER MARRAGE :evil:

Author:  uncle sid [ Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Birds and Bees

taffytoon wrote:
No that only comes AFTER MARRAGE :evil:

:yeahthat

Author:  UA_Plumber [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Birds and Bees

taffytoon wrote:
No that only comes AFTER MARRAGE :evil:


Not everyone has that problem....;)

Author:  Spartan [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Birds and Bees

its less frequent after marriage :( ...

Author:  bnewbie [ Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Birds and Bees

:lol:

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