That's a good one.
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| Author: | CaptainKlutz [ Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Wal-Mart |
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor..' 'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies. 'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart . Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot cheaper than a doctor.' So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. 10 seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.' That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart . |
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| Author: | br549 [ Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wal-Mart |
| That's a good one.
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| Author: | BoneDoc [ Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:26 pm ] |
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| Author: | aleister [ Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:51 pm ] |
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Excellent! |
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| Author: | bnewbie [ Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:17 am ] |
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| Author: | lobo_oscuro [ Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:01 am ] |
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 lmao!!!!
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| Author: | Tim S [ Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wal-Mart |
Very good 
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| Author: | DZar [ Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:20 am ] |
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