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nnikolaus
 Post subject: MY PRIVATE PART DIED
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:52 am 
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MY PRIVATE PART DIED


An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't, replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this.)


'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
:roll: :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: MY PRIVATE PART DIED
PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:41 am 
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Well he could have asked her to help bury it.

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chuckafied wrote:
Well he could have asked her to help bury it.

I was thinking about asking her to give it mouth to mouth resuscitation. :mrgreen:

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