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 Post subject: Book Report-Too funny!!!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:26 am 
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Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life'
by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.
Clinton :.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.

Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :....... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :....... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:...... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember jack.

Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :....... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

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That raised a laugh! :lol:

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Very good! :mrgreen:

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