slightly adapted from a movie (who knows which movie ?)
:I've been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I'm not on anybody's "A" list, and Saturday night is the loneliest night for the week for me.
the Salesman: Well, a Breitling would certainly change that.
: Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these on wrists at the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was wearing a Vintage Breitling....
the Salesman: You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur.
: Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.
_________________ "I spent most of my money on Booze, Breitling and Boats. The rest I wasted" - mostly Elmore Leonard
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