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Author:  sharkman [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:42 am ]
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I can't really think of a sitcom that produced more memorable qoutes than Seinfeld. What are some of your favorites?


"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!" ~Elaine
Author:  mfserge [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:53 am ]
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Jerry, just remember it's not a lie if you believe it. - George

No soup for you. - Soup Nazi

Jerry...Frank Costanza, Steinbrenner is here, George is dead call me back! - Frank Costanza

Up here... i'm already there - Kramer

Serenity NOW!

Beef o' reno

It's like a sauna in here - Kramer while in a sauna.

Hello....Welcome to moviephone.... Kramer

Festivus for the rest of us.

OH NOOOOO. i'm sorry it's moops!! -George arguing with the bubble boy.

I was in the poooooool. -George on his shrinkage.

Who told you to put the balm on, I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Jackie Lawyer
Author:  Budlum24 [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:13 am ]
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Bad Chicken! Mess you up!
Author:  preimel [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:07 am ]
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"George is gettin angry!"
Author:  sharkman [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:04 am ]
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"Yo-Yo Ma" ~Kramer, The Head Injury Episode
Author:  RXPete [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:42 am ]
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"I might be talking fast but it's hard to tell." Kramer, after drinking his lawsuit winning unlimited coffees.
Author:  sharkman [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:45 am ]
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RXPete wrote:
"I might be talking fast but it's hard to tell." Kramer, after drinking his lawsuit winning unlimited coffees.



that's a great episode. lattes wasn't it?
Author:  RXPete [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:51 am ]
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"who told you to say that?? Did I tell you to say that??" Kramer's lawyer after Kramer blew the case.
Author:  RXPete [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:54 am ]
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sharkman wrote:
RXPete wrote:
"I might be talking fast but it's hard to tell." Kramer, after drinking his lawsuit winning unlimited coffees.



that's a great episode. lattes wasn't it?

yes lattes. I wasn't positive. That episode is a classic.

Is her name "Mulva" ? Jerry trying to remember his date's name.

"these pretzels are making me thirsty" Kramer practicing his tv role line.
Author:  preimel [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:01 pm ]
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Budlum24 wrote:
Bad Chicken! Mess you up!


Thats not gonna be good for business.
Thats not gonna be good for anybody...
Author:  MacApple [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:16 pm ]
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I think I may be the only Hebrew who doesn't think Seinfeld is funny, Curb your enthusiasm is funny ,Seinfeld gets no love from me
Author:  sharkman [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:02 pm ]
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MacApple wrote:
I think I may be the only Hebrew who doesn't think Seinfeld is funny, Curb your enthusiasm is funny ,Seinfeld gets no love from me



:nutkick:
Author:  cbradac [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:19 pm ]
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Serenity now!!

Houchie Mamma!!
Author:  RXPete [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:40 pm ]
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This thread is "sponge worthy".
Author:  RJRJRJ [ Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:10 pm ]
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sharkman wrote:
I can't really think of a sitcom that produced more memorable qoutes than Seinfeld. What are some of your favorites?


"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!" ~Elaine


Best show ever, but for whatever reason, thats one of the lines I never thought was very funny. Maybe I dont get it.

A few of my favorites:

(George is the bad boy, and the girl calls while hes ironing in his underwear)
"Hey George, what are you doing?"
"You dont wanna knoooooow."

"We both have to turn our keys"
George: "Well then im gonna have to ask you to turn your key"
"No"
George: "Turn your key Maura, turn your key!"

Jerry: "Is this funny? Am I being funny?"
George: "Its funny!!!!"
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