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40-ish...................................49.
Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic.................................No breasts.
Average looking.....................Moooo.
Beautiful................................Pathologi cal liar.
Emotionally Secure...............On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free spirit.............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No Oral Sex.
Open-minded........................Desperate.
Outgoing...............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous...... ....................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit =I'm gay

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FUNNY!
The Men's Dictionary is hilarious. I sure can think of friends I know that fit this bill perfectly!

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very good mario...some of these are so oso true!

nick

i would like to myself find the contract women sign at birth stating they will agree to torment every man in life..

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